This is an e-mail from my friend and I find it very funny LOL it's like a woman-to-english dictionary in an argument lol read on and have a good laugh~~ lol

WORDS WOMEN USE


FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!

They forgot "Whatever"...(it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!)

haha Ramen, I know those already, Can you list more ^_^ harder to figure out.

haha.. that wasnt me who wrote that lol I received it from my friend's email. It's like forwarded emails so yer lol

pshhh

that isnt only for women to use okay =P

haha i know those kind of mail i've recieved a lot over the time kekek but still they are quite funny :P:

lolgif [COLOR=purple][FONT=Optima] lmfao...those arent the only words we girl like to say lol

HAHA...they're so funni...some of them r so true..XD

o.O

LOLZ ... so funniez but I dun think I say stuff like that lolz ... I say what I mean except when I dun wanna hurt pplz feelings lolz ... =P

Lemme add the vocab list for the OTHER HALF of the female population ... hmmmmmmmm ...

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SHUT UP
This is the word some women use when you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is watching soccer, this is … well the rest of the game.

NOTHING
When she does not want to be questioned … so don’t push it.

GO AHEAD
You have been marked … speak now or suffer the consequences.

LOUD SIGH
This non-verbal statement means that her suspicions about your idiocy have been confirmed and she wonders why she is wasting her time with you.

THAT'S OKAY
This is a mere reaction and doesn’t often mean anything … on rare occasions, however, it can mean that she is ready to forgive but never forget.

THANKS
Don't say anything else ... just say you're welcome.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH …
This phrase often oozes with malice … and means you should apologise before it’s too late.

GET LOST
Run … before she takes her vengeance for the injustices of life on you.

WHATEVER
She doesn’t care … but you should always do what she wants … for safety’s sake.

SORRY
If it sounds sincere in the right circumstances … it probably is … but if she’s laughing … then you should probably run and hide before worse ills befall you.

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hahaha that was funny mon...

me neither lol but it's still funny hehehs..

Lolz ... thanks Alda ... jus fiddling around to turn the tables a lil ... MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XP

:P: Some of these are so true.... but better

haha scary!!! the vocab whatever, i hear it a lot :P

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You should look out mate ... XP

Haha, a lot of is true. I think i use many of them. lol

haha so cute yup i think it is true too.sometimes we don't say what we mean

definately!!!!
i think i have stuff 2 add too!!

[So wat?]

Dun question... it usually leads to arguements...


[nvm....]

It means she is pissed, or dun want you to know.


[dun worri]

it means, *sometimes* keep asking!!!

[i'm pmsing]

literally means she is pmsing, and STAY away, or else friendship mite be rocky...

[i'm busy]

means i dun want to tok to you right now so get lost or else i will start yelling!!!!

[cbb]

literally means we can't be bothered..... or just too lazy, so dun keep pushing the subject.

[you b!tch!!!]

depending on the tone, sometimes it means u lucki person.... or sometimes literally means ur gay... if it is to a girl, angry tone, run away.

[wat did u just say??]

means, if you dare repeat wat you just said prepare to die because you insulted me or something i like *eg hu ge....* (b prepared to be ignored by me if u dare diss hu ge)

[stop annoying me!]

means, if u keep annoying me, i will ignore you for a VERY long time!!!

[i don't know!!!]

means i am sick and tired of you asking and i really dont know. you wanna b ignored? then keep asking me! (if u get on my nerves, i will IGNORE you!!!)

[awwww... isn't he cute? *eg, isn't hu ge cute?*]

if you say no and say he is ugly, you will b yelled at, or very bluntly told 'well better than you!!' so beware, just say that yeah he is quite cute, or else the arguement will always end with the guy going 'ok ok ok ..'

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just some lol!
some applies to girls too... but if ur like me, the last question is bad, coz i will very bluntly tell you, 'no he is freakin ugly....' i am a blunt person, and if i dun like someone, i show it lol!! say certain person, no matter how much u ask me if he/she is pretti or cute, i will just say, 'no, he/she may be cute pretti to you, but it isn't my taste and i think he/she is ugly...'

hehe!!

hahaha this sounds like something that I would say! LOL I don't only insist boys to say my idol crush is cute but I would also insist girls to admit that the idol crush (e.g hu ge) is cute no matter what he/she is actually thinking lol as long as I hear some affirmative response I will be satisfied LOL

but yeah... I'm kind of like you too Jen, if other artist does not suit my taste I will just say it oud loud. Except if theres like a fan of him/her near me and that person respects my idol crush, then I would too, respect theirs xp

That is sooo cute! ^__^ and actually true! ^__^ he he he! i guess not only women do that.. i mean there are guys that i know who uses that words and mean it that way! he he he! should i question their preferences if they're like that? he he he! ^__^

those translation might be true on some occasion but not always w/ every woman

haha i think if you would write all the words women use on this site and man would try to remember them they would really go crazy. there brains would blow up or sow :wacko: kekeke

Lolz ... men will never understand women ... let's leave things that way lolz!!! XP

the funny part about it is that women want men who understands them. know how they feel and so. but if a man would understand a woman than a woman would probably get scared. if he would know everything about women .... :P:

Lolz!!! So true!! But I suppose it would be really annoying to have a boyfriend who doesn't get anything you imply ... ah wellz ... lolz ... life goes on!!

jep also true i think i would want someone who would understand me to a certain degree :P: but who doesn't understand me fully :P:

Lolz ... yeah who doesn't want to find the perfect person!! =P

But the question is ... does that person exist?? =P

maybe for some it does exist, but i think that the perfect person only exists in once dreams. Because there is no person in this world who will be just like the perfect person you imagened in you head. Cause everybody has its own image of a perfect person. And its own feelings, desires and wished. so people always will be differend from what you imagine. i think that people just tend to search for a person who is close in off of being perfect (to them).

Don't know if i make any sense :P:

Yeah you make sense lolz!!

There are always people who say that they found the "perfect person" ... but I keep thinking maybe that's coz they set their expectations lower than other pplz and maybe that's a good thing lolz coz then you're more likely to find someone you think is "perfect" ... hmmmm

haha that is true but most people i know have a rather higher expectation and still they say (easily sometimes) that they found the right person. but then i tend to think how well do they know the person :P: cause most people only tend to show a certain part of themself i think. so how does someone know that they found the perfect person based on the image they have, if they don't even know how accurate the image is??? I think that one can never know a person for 100% :P:

some people say things like ' you are the one i've been waiting for my whole life' but do they mean that?? :wacko:


ps sorry for going a little off topic :P:

monica, tats bad of u!!!

I will reply them with "AS IF I CARE, IF IT IS A WAR U WANT, U HAVE UR WISH."

lolzzzzzz, ROFL... XP

Xiao Ming, you sound like a sceptic like me lolz!! =D But true ... I don't think everyone can get exactly what they want in life, even if they unconsciously think they can!! Ah wellz lolz ... pity!! =P

Lolz ... eh?? Capt' Mac ... what do you mean by that?! o.0

But if you did reply like that to a sensitive girl they'd prob start crying, or breaking mirrors, or throwing vases at you ... hou4 guo3 bu4 gan3 she4 xiang3 ... XP

muhahahaha, then I will have excuse to wage war against her! thats exactly what I wanted! crap!!! XD

btw, I nv know you can somehow come out with those fancy chinese phrases. cool!!!!!

XP

-.-" ... man ... dude you are never gonna get a girlfriend ... or a wife ... you'll have to shave your head and be a monk in a temple ... XP

Eh?? Chinese phrases ...?? o.0 ... what's cool about chinese phrase lolz?? XP

... -_- ... how can u judge a book by its cover??? ...

what I meant is "surprizingly... you know much about chinese... XD"

you are right, I dun get a girlfriends, I get girlfriends... not a wife, wives... XD

OMG do you really want so many women :P:

hmm...... I am not sure. most likely not. women cant be eaten or worn...... right??? XD

HEY!! I'm Chinese lolz!! Of course I know Chinese!! XP

And by the way, I didn't "judge a book by it's cover", I judged it by its content coz I haven't even seen the cover lolz!! XP And as usual I am right coz the contents of the book have just shown themselves for what they really are ... XP

Hey Xiao Ming, let's shoot Mac!! XP

hahaha................. i will think about it kekeke :P: :P:

What's there to think about lolz?! =P He is an enemy of the female population and a danger to the human race!! XP

I hereby declare Mac on the international ladies hit list!! XP

haha oke i will join you :P: if you put it that way :lol:

Lolz ... MUAHAHAHAHA!! Mac had best watch out!! XP

*hands out weapons* ... XP